So, a kid walks into the kitchen, wanting to scrounge about for a snack. She walks over to the fridge and opens it up, glancing through the shelves. What's this? Hmm, the apples aren't in the drawer like usual, they're on a shelf in the door.

"Mother, you have put the apples in a non-standard location!" she says. "This is in violation of FHS, the FOOD HIERARCHY STANDARD! How could you!?"

Rubbing off?