For some reason, I was bored at one point today and caught sight of the tag on my Adidas jacket.

English: "The Brand With the 3 Stripes"

French: "La Marque Aux 3 Bandes"

German: "Die Weltmarke Mit Den 3 Streifen"

Muah. I especially like the German. In fact, it's rather suprising that they actually have other languages on an ethnocentric American-bought garment. <gasp!>